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Every week we will publish a selection of reader's e-mails along with the Committee's response. So keep these mails coming in folks.
The mails keep flooding in to The Station Masters headquarters. This week only one mail from an anonymous member who is concerned about our Captain:
| To: admin@stationmasters.org.uk Subject: Wattie |
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| I am
extremely concerned about Captain Campbell's deteriorating gardening ability I overheard him saying in the clubhouse that his cucumbers and tomatoes were still only at the flower stage. I enclose photos of my cucumbers and tomatoes which as you can see the fruits are extremely advanced. I suggest you send Tommy Horne round to Watties ASAP to investigate what he has been doing wrong and point him in the right direction Grateful if my anonimity could be respected as I do not want to feel the wrath of Captain Campbell and endanger my chances of becoming a committee member Best regards |
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Dear Anonymous,
The first thing we have to say Neil
(sorry) Anon, is that we share your concerns over Captain Campbell's
horticultural abilities. I too have overheard him frantically seeking advice
from all and sundry in the Club - all that is except from the expert, Tommy. I'm
afraid wild horses would not bring Walter to seek advice from Tommy, not even
the lure of a half pint of 80. The second thing we have to point out Anon, is
your spelling. I have had to correct three very rudimentary spelling errors in
your mail, which for a man of your standing, is totally unacceptable. The third
thing Captain Holland (sorry again) Anon, is that the chances
of you now becoming a Committee member are about as remote as Captain Campbell
buying a round! All this not withstanding, thanks very much for your mail
and hope you're geared up for the vegetable competition.
Yours horticulturaly,
The Committee.
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