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Has Steve Logan finally cracked under the pressure?

Steve Logan, recently at the centre of several bizarre incidents, has been at it again (according to sources close to the illustrious pro). Last Sunday, after yet another defeat at the hands of the DCs, Steve was wandering off the course when he allegedly spotted a cap hanging on the railings at the putting green adjacent to the hotel. It was reported that Steve ran up to the cap, plonked it on his head and was heard to claim "its mine, mine, mine I tell you, I lost this cap the other day". Understandably, Steve's playing partners, who shall remain nameless, felt that something was amiss when a young lad who happened to be practising on the putting green, suddenly announced "some ba---rds pinched my cap!"  Steve quickly took off in his van and disappeared into the sunset. Meanwhile, in a totally un-related incident, Steve and local 'green tractor man' Norr Reid, played against each other in the Club Championship last Wednesday. Steve eventually won the tie and went on to record the victory in the Clubhouse only to discover that he and Norr had mis-read the fixture sheet and weren't supposed to be playing each other after all! It has transpired that Dez Muir also did not properly read the fixture list and missed his tie against Taxi George - Its little wonder Captain Campbell is the way he is today! The Committee have subsequently agreed to offer Steve, Norr and Dez a free eye test with SpecSavers.

Club Treasurer and Match Secretary dreams of higher things

Club treasurer Andrew Gilbride has never been a 'shrinking violet' when it comes to the big stage, He was however slightly out of his depth when last week, he came within touching distance of the famous Claret Jug. Andy, despite having been ignominiously dumped out of all the Club competitions he has played in this year, still harboured dreams of higher things (and for once this didn't refer to some superior religious entity *). Andy was heard to say "if I only had the time to play seven days a week instead of six, maybe I would have a chance of getting my hands on this trophy. I will have to look at contracting out the ironing in the future". We wish Andy all the best in both his quests.

* THIS IS THE VIEW AS EXPRESSED BY THE EDITOR AND IN NO WAY REFLECTS THE NEUTRAL STANCE OF THE COMMITTEE AS A WHOLE. 

New temporary advice spot hits the site

Following Steve Logan's announcement of his 6 week sabbatical, local expert gardener, erstwhile plumber and no bad fiddler, Tommy Horne, jumped at the chance to get one over on his old gardening rival Captain Campbell. When invited to guest his own gardening tips spot on our website, Tommy claimed * Wattie kens bu--er all aboot gerdnin. He uses his greenhoose for siestas in the efternin". Tommy's gardening tips can be found on Tommy's Gardening Tips page.  

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